You've abused your body or you've poisoned your mind beyond repair, or both.
All those years of overeating, couch surfing, smoking, drinking, drug abuse, laziness and stupidity have taken it's toll on you. Your life has now become FUBAR.
You didn't listen to those who told you how to live a long and fruitful life. So let me repeat it.
The first rule of longevity is to never become part of any "system". But you didn't think that rule applied to you and have now foolishly gotten yourself incorporated into the "healthcare" system, and now you can't escape!
So, now you come to me looking for help and advice.
Well, if you want it, you'd better appreciate it. The second rule of longevity is - I'm not your burger-flipping flunky acting upon your every whim. I'll be glad to help you through what little good life you have left if you show me some respect and consideration. Sit down, shut up, take your head out of your ass, and LISTEN UP.
Follow rule number two, and you won't have to experience rule number three.
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